Handbags at dawn!

After recent ill-advised comments in the papers this week about Theo, seems his mum has come to his defence and launched a few verbals of her own. Well done Lynn!

“I’m sorry but ‘Psycho’ is talking rubbish! (His nickname says it all). Theo often in the past had shortened holidays so that he could go to senior and U21 internationals.

“Players like Alex O-C are being spared this and only having to go to one or the other – I think the FA made all their mistakes with Theo.

“I’m not aware of him ever turning down a call up! Sour grapes from Pearce.”

Awesome one two three combo from Lynn that left pierce reeling from a well placed Gucci to the gob. While he no doubt is used to removing his foot from his mouth, this might be the first time he's had to remove a handbag!

Next on the petition list is for a bit of Gucci is Stuart Robson, who's gormless crusade against the gunners continued again with the missive that he wouldn't trust Wenger with a wheelbarrow full of money. We'll be sending Lynn around later with a wheelbarrow full of Gucci.

Bish bash bosh.